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Last Updated: 22.06.2025 01:16
Next, they tried...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
What's your take on Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind? How has it affected you?
Just Forget it!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Traders Scour for ‘Elusive’ Catalyst to Push S&P 500 to Record - Bloomberg
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Simone Biles ‘incinerated her legacy’ with trans athlete posts: Riley Gaines - New York Post
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Why is it rare for someone to despise both the Democrats and Republicans?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
So they tried
Loons and Moons
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Childhood leukemia: how a deadly cancer became treatable - Our World in Data
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Use of semaglutide linked to doubled risk of neovascular macular degeneration - Medical Xpress
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
Taylor Swift, Travis Kelce spotted at wedding in Knoxville - WBIR
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Circle IPO Is Said to Price Above Range to Raise $1.1 Billion - Bloomberg
Then came..
Nuts and Butts
Still no good